The Exact Location of Heaven

In case you don't know, Mars is farther away than Heaven. Heaven is in the clouds and space is above the clouds and Mars is in space.

What I'm Going to Be When I Grow Up

Preface - we were talking about astronauts and how you go to college to be an astronaut by studying aerospace engineering in school....

AB - Can you be anything you want to be when you grow up?
Mommy - Yes, you can be anything you want to be.
AB - Except a Prince or a Princess, right?
Mommy - Yes, you have to be born one of those.
AB - What's a Mommy called in college?
Mommy - A Mommy...
AB - Ok, I just wanna go to college and be a plain ole' Mommy...

Childrearing Has Changed

So while reading a chapter in Pipi Longstocking this afternoon, I learned a new word.... Spanking.
I asked Mommy what was a spanking? Never heard it before, apparently I've never had one either.

Definitions

Mommy - You are good at negotiation.

AB - What's negotation?... Sneakiness....

Mommy - Not exactly.