Living to be as Old as Dirt

Do you know the secrets to being the oldest person in the world?

• Eat good food
• Be nice to your friends
• Not lying
• Be generous
• Dessert sometimes

Really, it's that easy.

Old Times

AB - "Mom, in your times was it old times?"

Mom - " What do you mean?"

AB - "Did you dress fancy?"

Where Babies Come From

If you were in our car recently, you would have heard this...

Mommy - "How many kids are you going to have?"
AB - "Depends how rich I am. I'll get one and I can buy more from God. I'll put money in the offering can."

The secret is out, I know where babies come from.