Childrearing Has Changed

So while reading a chapter in Pipi Longstocking this afternoon, I learned a new word.... Spanking.
I asked Mommy what was a spanking? Never heard it before, apparently I've never had one either.

Definitions

Mommy - You are good at negotiation.

AB - What's negotation?... Sneakiness....

Mommy - Not exactly.

Olympic Swimmer

Maybe I'm not quite ready for the summer games, but I am well on my way. This winter Daddy signed me up for swim lessons. At first I was a little apprehensive about it, but in no time I took to the water like a fish! I graduated from my first swim class this week - complete with a certificate and a badge!

Don't think you'd say I am "swimming"  yet, but i can put my head under, blow water bubbles, slide into the pool, and I'm  pretty good on the pirate raft! We're moving on to the next level next week and Eli is going to join us. Once he gets as good as me, we could be a killer swim team duo or a synchronized swimming pair!

Watch out water, here we come!

My Lunch Prayer at School Today

At school we get jobs and today my job was prayer. We pray when we eat and when it's our job to pray, we can say any prayer we want. Here's my prayer for today....

“Thank you for the food, God and thank you for making the humans.  Amen”

I'm praying for all you people out there!

What I Learned at School Today

A constellotion is a group of stars that connect together to make something.

4 Year Old Valentine Wisdom

"Shake your booty at the boys if you don't want a Valentine's kiss." Mommy might have to remind me I don't want Valentine kisses from boys when I'm 24.....

Cookie Wisdom

I can eat as many (cookies) as I want because I'm the kid.

Milk is the goodest thing that goes with cookies.