Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Kindergarten Eve

You are probably wondering why a colorful, creative person such as myself would have a plain white envelope on here. This envelope holds my ticket to kindergarten.
 
 
 
 
My parent's won't be getting Parent of the Year Awards this year. Here we are on the eve of my first day of kindergarten and I almost didn't get to go....Apparently, you have to have a completed physical form before they will let you enter school and my parents missed that information in the school letter. But, in the nick of time, 15 minutes before the doctor's office closed the day before I am supposed to report to my kindergarten post, we were able to get my kindergarten physical form - of course for a small fee. So tomorrow I start my educational journey.
 
You are probably asking, what am I doing this afternoon before such a big day. I have spent the day  trying to help my Mommy spend so much money that when my first day of college comes, she won't think it's that expensive.
 
We started at having to go to lunch. Then we had to go to the craft store to get me some more canvases for my painting addiction. Then we were off to Target to get the last of my school supplies. She said she almost had to take out a small loan to pay for all the supplies you need in kindergarten.  All  we had left to get was special coloring pencils and regular pencils. Well after visiting 2 Targets and Walmart - we came up empty. So I guess I'll just have to use the other type coloring pencils I have to take or the 4 boxes of crayons I needed until we can secure the right supplies. I thought, Mommies were supposed to be so excited for kindergarten that they were much more prepared than mine seems to be. Well just one more reason Mommy won't be getting the POTYA.
 
Then the idea hit me, that you have to have a new outfit for the first day of school. So we had to buy one of those, too. I conned her into buying me a new coloring book as well. I think she's a softie today...
 
Well after going with Mommy to end up not getting the last of my school supplies, I've been playing with my new paperdolls of course.
 
 
I've even made special plastic bags with their names on them to keep them organized.




But rest assured, before I started playing, I got my homework done. Yes people, you have homework in kindergarten. It's not all ABC's and 123's. Here's my representation of my favorite part of the book Biscut Goes to School.

 
 
As I've told my Mommy a few times today when she's asked me a question, my sage wisdom for you folks out there, "I don't know, sometimes that's just the way life is..."
 
Wish me luck on my big day!






Saturday, July 14, 2012

Cinderella's Work


Mommy: “We need to clean up around here and I need your help”.

AB: “Can I just stand around and watch you clean up.  I think cleaning is going to be too much for me today. I can just supervise you”.

For the record though, AB did start cleaning on her own accord and even cleaned her first toilet – with latex gloves on of course.

Friday, April 20, 2012

The Exact Location of Heaven

In case you don't know, Mars is farther away than Heaven. Heaven is in the clouds and space is above the clouds and Mars is in space.

What I'm Going to Be When I Grow Up

Preface - we were talking about astronauts and how you go to college to be an astronaut by studying aerospace engineering in school....

AB - Can you be anything you want to be when you grow up?
Mommy - Yes, you can be anything you want to be.
AB - Except a Prince or a Princess, right?
Mommy - Yes, you have to be born one of those.
AB - What's a Mommy called in college?
Mommy - A Mommy...
AB - Ok, I just wanna go to college and be a plain ole' Mommy...

Monday, April 16, 2012

Childrearing Has Changed

So while reading a chapter in Pipi Longstocking this afternoon, I learned a new word.... Spanking.
I asked Mommy what was a spanking? Never heard it before, apparently I've never had one either.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Definitions

Mommy - You are good at negotiation.

AB - What's negotation?... Sneakiness....

Mommy - Not exactly.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Olympic Swimmer

Maybe I'm not quite ready for the summer games, but I am well on my way. This winter Daddy signed me up for swim lessons. At first I was a little apprehensive about it, but in no time I took to the water like a fish! I graduated from my first swim class this week - complete with a certificate and a badge!

Don't think you'd say I am "swimming"  yet, but i can put my head under, blow water bubbles, slide into the pool, and I'm  pretty good on the pirate raft! We're moving on to the next level next week and Eli is going to join us. Once he gets as good as me, we could be a killer swim team duo or a synchronized swimming pair!

Watch out water, here we come!